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May 23

leonineantiheroine-deactivated2 asked: in the first five minutes of Girls the lead is eating a cupcake in the bath while her best friend is towelled and shaving her legs. SEE YOU HATE THE FEMININE. also make this public so everyone can see how funny I am.

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one of my friends is obsessed with Girls at the moment and always brings it up and is always trying to get me to watch it so I can “form my own opinion” and it’s just like YOU BROUGHT THIS UP, I HAVE LITERALLY ZERO INTEREST IN “GIRLS” OR INDEED ALMOST ANY FORM OF TV THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE PUNCHLINES, LASERS, OR FILIBUSTERS.

anyway now I have a get-out-of-jail-free card because everybody knows about my unreasonably intense cupcake loathing so THANK YOU

also everybody I know who shaves their legs does it in the shower?  I hate this “girls hangin’ out shaving their legs and chatting” thing.  it’s so unrealistic.  why didn’t she do it in the shower??  SHE OBVIOUSLY JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER.  unless she washed her hair over the sink?  maybe she’s really invested in developing her BO but still wants smooth legs and shiny hair?  i dunno man. 

tumblr poll: who shaves their legs after they get out of the shower???


  1. terrorbull said: no one
  2. tanacetum-vulgare said: I usually shave my legs in the bath, but I’ll sometimes do it in the shower, or if I need to do it quick I’ll just run the tap and stick my legs in the tub. after shower is completely ridiculous though. you need to rinse?
  3. galesofnovember said: this exact thing also happens in Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23, and like, I’ve never seen Girls but it sounds like a less life-affirmingly adorable version of Apt 23
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