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this is a video of a tool used to remove snow from roofs in high quantity
it’s very satisfying and almost soothing to watch
enjoy
(via richwhitelesbian)
what do you do with a bag full of your own hair?
things i did with a bag of my own hair:
- split it into little groups of strands and sewed the top of some groups on to a patchwork sequin glittery colourful quilt i made
- tie locks of it onto those bar things that windows sometimes have
- made a trail of glitter down an alley way and at the end of the trail i put a pile of hair
- left some in a mail box
- some is still sitting on my book case
- nailed it to a wall that got a lot of sunlight to see if it fucked with the bleach that was in the hair
- sewed it onto a lot of different bits of material
- once i looked up a random address in america and sent some hair there with the return address listed as my neighbours house. had forgotten until now, never heard about that ever again so i guess they kept the hair or my neighbour is really confused.
if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia
ain’t safe for work, nope.
Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with. Because, there you go, ‘justice.’ When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway. So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but it always looks like this:
Give me a break! It should look like this
Your moons are rubbish, astronomer tells Christmas card artists//Ian Sample//The Guardian
For Barthel, the last straw was a Unicef Christmas card in 2010 that showed three bobble-hatted children decorating a tree on a snowy hill beneath a waning crescent moon. The scene is unlikely, says Barthel. A waning moon, which looks like a “C” in the northern hemisphere, doesn’t rise until around 3am, and reaches the height in the card an hour or two later.
“I don’t think the children would be out at that time,” Barthel says.
… “One cannot exclude the possibility that both artists had the inention to create Australia scenes with reversed moon phases, but the presence of snow in both scenes is strongly suggestive of the northern hemisphere in December,” Barthel says.
omg, best
Y’know what really grinds my gears?
All these republican politicians make it sound so easy to get laid in airport bathrooms
and it’s not.
psalm one ft. del tha funkee homosapien — ginsu knives
basically just getting really into psalm one



