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what do you do with a bag full of your own hair?
things i did with a bag of my own hair:
- split it into little groups of strands and sewed the top of some groups on to a patchwork sequin glittery colourful quilt i made
- tie locks of it onto those bar things that windows sometimes have
- made a trail of glitter down an alley way and at the end of the trail i put a pile of hair
- left some in a mail box
- some is still sitting on my book case
- nailed it to a wall that got a lot of sunlight to see if it fucked with the bleach that was in the hair
- sewed it onto a lot of different bits of material
- once i looked up a random address in america and sent some hair there with the return address listed as my neighbours house. had forgotten until now, never heard about that ever again so i guess they kept the hair or my neighbour is really confused.
if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia
ain’t safe for work, nope.
Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with. Because, there you go, ‘justice.’ When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway. So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but it always looks like this:
Give me a break! It should look like this
Y’know what really grinds my gears?
All these republican politicians make it sound so easy to get laid in airport bathrooms
and it’s not.