Dec
23
other things that life doesn’t do that people do:
LIFE DOESN’T HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR THE PERSON COMING IN AFTER IT
LIFE DOESN’T TIP
LIFE DOESN’T TAKE ITS SHOES OFF INDOORS
LIFE DOESN’T NOT HOG ALL THE BLANKETS
LIFE DOESN’T QUEUE UP IN A LINE FOR THE BUS
LIFE DOESN’T RETURN LIBRARY BOOKS PROMPTLY, ESPECIALLY NOT DURING PEAK USE PERIODS
LIFE DOESN’T REFILL YOUR TANK AFTER LIFE BORROWS YOUR CAR
LIFE DOESN’T SAY THANK YOU TO THE BUS DRIVER
LIFE DOESN’T LEAN THROUGH THE DOORWAY OF YOUR ROOM ON LIFE’S WAY TO THE KITCHEN TO SAY “HEY, JAMIE SAID THEY’RE GIVING AWAY FREE SAMPLES OF THAT PUDDING YOU LIKE AT THE SUPERMARKET, THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW. ALSO I’M MAKING COFFEE DO YOU WANT SOME?”
LIFE DOESN’T RETURN YOUR TEXTS IN A TIMELY MANNER
