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it is so lol that writers go wahhhh wahhh at any criticism, have got into heated debates because i refuse to engage with the dicks always emailing me wanting me to do their work for free.
I know that these days my politics are skating perilously close to “LOVE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER BEEN HURT” but what can you do
socialists who seek to build their political brand by distinguishing their platform from “bourgeois identity politics” like caring about rape:
wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire
anyway the OMG STRAYA CUNTS thing is like english people talking about how they are a small damp country with a tea obsession
it’s superficially self-deprecating way of unifying the nation and when you look at whose experiences get to be “universal” you’ll see that it’s gross
plus it’s like — ok. remember that bit in pride and prejudice where mr darcy snipes at his buddy who cheerfully proclaims he has shocking handwriting with “c’mon when people talk about having shitty handwriting they’re almost always really trying to frame themselves as too much of a man for fine motor skills”
talking about the heat and the poisonous animals and the swearing fits rrrrrrreally easily into this white nationalist imaginary of anglo-australians as cheerful and irreverent and self-deprecating and tough frontiersmen and it’s a fucking crock
international celebrities: please stop posing with koalas when you visit australia
just indulge me
koalas IRL are gross and people from overseas just don’t get it
they are nasty, slow, bitey, smelly, noisy creatures, and not half as cute as wombats anyway
LIFE DOESN’T HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR THE PERSON COMING IN AFTER IT
LIFE DOESN’T TIP
LIFE DOESN’T TAKE ITS SHOES OFF INDOORS
LIFE DOESN’T NOT HOG ALL THE BLANKETS
LIFE DOESN’T QUEUE UP IN A LINE FOR THE BUS
LIFE DOESN’T RETURN LIBRARY BOOKS PROMPTLY, ESPECIALLY NOT DURING PEAK USE PERIODS
LIFE DOESN’T REFILL YOUR TANK AFTER LIFE BORROWS YOUR CAR
LIFE DOESN’T SAY THANK YOU TO THE BUS DRIVER
LIFE DOESN’T LEAN THROUGH THE DOORWAY OF YOUR ROOM ON LIFE’S WAY TO THE KITCHEN TO SAY “HEY, JAMIE SAID THEY’RE GIVING AWAY FREE SAMPLES OF THAT PUDDING YOU LIKE AT THE SUPERMARKET, THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW. ALSO I’M MAKING COFFEE DO YOU WANT SOME?”
LIFE DOESN’T RETURN YOUR TEXTS IN A TIMELY MANNER
it turns out that everyone I meet has really interesting, nuanced, and critical takes on the apocalypse and apocalypticism
(I even asked the jehovah’s witnesses, but their answers were dull, bog-standard evangelical christian stuff)
hrhelizabethiii:funnythinghappened:bewarethetheatrenerd:partyprofessor:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
it was his wife
BOOM ROASTED
women are horror monsters from space
that is the point of the story
