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Feb 16

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Aug 20

hookedonsemiotics:

subjectless-in-seattle:

aidsnegligee:

existentialism sort of irks me.

why i am taking a course in it in the next few months? 

One could almost say you’re taking the course… in bad faith

what a nauseating pun

can you change your enrolment or is there no exit?

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Jul 5
  • me: someone stole the gate!
  • dad: should we take offence?

May 29

“I think this river is polluted.”

“Well, that explains why I can’t catch a fish around here. Because normally my fishing skills are off the hook

“… Get it? Like a fishing hook.”

I just wanted to mention that I started watching Avatar: The Last Airbender because nobody on my dashboard will shut up about it or Korra and I am totally sold.  it’s so great.  please send me all your favourite Avatar analysis and commentary I missed the first time around. 


Feb 8

Jan 11
motherjones:

Your depressing consumerist double entendre of the day:
I FEEL GOODS INSIDE
A MoJo staffer got this bag while making a purchase at a major university bookstore. Reflecting on the experience later, he reported feeling nothing inside.

motherjones:

Your depressing consumerist double entendre of the day:

I FEEL GOODS INSIDE

A MoJo staffer got this bag while making a purchase at a major university bookstore. Reflecting on the experience later, he reported feeling nothing inside.


Dec 4
lioneater:

Drug Free Bluth t-shirt

UPDATE: We have sold out of every size except large. You can contact us requesting a size and if there is enough demand, it will be considered a pre-order once they are printed. 


so this is a thing

lioneater:

Drug Free Bluth t-shirt

UPDATE: We have sold out of every size except large. You can contact us requesting a size and if there is enough demand, it will be considered a pre-order once they are printed. 

so this is a thing


Nov 1
ifbythisyoumeanthat:

Happy Halloween from Neapolitan Bonaparte.
No, I’m not from Bill & Ted, but you’re thinking of Ziggy Piggy at Waterloo’s.

ifbythisyoumeanthat:

Happy Halloween from Neapolitan Bonaparte.

No, I’m not from Bill & Ted, but you’re thinking of Ziggy Piggy at Waterloo’s.


Oct 31

when will one vine tomato tell another vine tomato a secret?

mosshunt:

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Oct 19
perpetua:

Josh Luft begins the Occupy Murray Street movement.

we’re banging pots and pans  to make you understand  we gotta bury you man

perpetua:

Josh Luft begins the Occupy Murray Street movement.

we’re banging pots and pans
to make you understand
we gotta bury you man


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