Anxiety-Ridden Man Rightly Ashamed Of Every Single Thing He Does: 'We Are All Silently Judging Him At Every Moment, Just As He Suspects,' Acquaintances Say//The Onion
“Tim’s the kind of guy who is forever second-guessing his behavior, as if the people in his life are constantly scrutinizing every single move he makes, and he’s completely correct about that—we are,” said Paula Ramirez, a coworker who admitted she can barely look at Gibula without a medley of his most embarrassing moments replaying in her head. ”Anytime he’s been petrified at the thought of social interaction or obsessively reexamined something he’s said, his fears have been entirely reasonable, given our nonstop monitoring of his behavior.”
“In fact, no matter what else I have going on, I always find time to think about Tim, whether it’s a tiny faux pas he’s made or one of the major failures in his life,” Ramirez continued. ”I barely find time to do anything else, really.”
